thegroophgraphgrope:

longboard-blog:

DAT ASS

DAT TRICK

as much as i wanna say “DAT TRICK”, i think i hafta say… “DAT ASS” instead so…. DAT ASS!

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My academic career

laugh-addict:

2005:

Present:

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releasethemurderbirds:

releasethemurderbirds:

My brother decided to use my bathroom and that was fine, but five minutes later I hear singing and he’s singing to the tune of “What’s This” for the Nightmare Before Christmas about various products I keep in the bathroom.

“What’s this, what’s this?

There’s products everywhere.

What’s this?

I think it goes in hair.”

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workhard-trainharder:

David Kimmerle

Great transformation, awesome before shot lol

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i had the opportunity to sell out in a major way today

i learned of an opportunity that had the starting salary of 35,000 a year. the downside?

it was for a church. and it wasn’t in a “just do the work and we can keep the religion out of it”

they specifically asked for a “jesus follower” in the description, sandwiched right between being familiar with final cut pro and having a drama free attitude.

money is only so awesome lol no thank you.

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boazpriestly:

swayinghummingbirds:

anything over $10 is expensive

Even $10 is pushing it.

fuck i hate when these people come into my store. lol its like why are you at the mall right now?

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